Funny Jokes in Urdu and English😁😁😁

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Some jokes are here that cause of yours smile 

Sure, here are 100 funny jokes in English:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

6. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

8. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

9. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

10. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.

11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

12. I used to play hide-and-seek with my vacuum cleaner. Now it's Dyson.

13. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

15. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

16. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

17. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

19. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

20. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here; I'll go on ahead!

21. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

22. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

23. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!

24. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

25. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!

26. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!

27. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

28. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.

29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

30. I used to play hide-and-seek with my vacuum cleaner. Now it's Dyson.

31. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

32. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

33. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

34. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner."

35. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

36. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

37. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

38. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

39. What did one hat say to the other hat? "You stay here; I'll go on ahead!"

40. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

41. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

42. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

43. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!

44. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

45. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!

46. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!

47. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

48. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.

49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

50. I used to play hide-and-seek with my vacuum cleaner. Now it's Dyson.

51. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

52. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

53. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

54. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner."

55. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

56. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

57. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

58. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

59. What did one hat say to the other hat? "You stay here; I'll go on ahead!"

60. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

61. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

62. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

63. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!

64. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

65. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!

66. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!

67. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

68. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.

69. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

70. I used to play hide-and-seek with my vacuum cleaner. Now it's Dyson.

71. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

72. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

73. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

74. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner."

75. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

76. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

77. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

78. Why don't some couples go to the gym?

 Because some relationships don't work out.

79. What did one hat say to the other hat? "You stay here; I'll go on ahead!"

80. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

81. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

82. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

83. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!

84. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

85. How do you catch a squirrel? Cl

Funny Jokes in Urdu

(1)

میں اکیلا بیٹھ کے نیوز سنو تو

آلو مہنگے ہوگے پیٹرول مہنگا ہو گیا 😳😕

جب ابو کے ساتھ بیٹھ کے سنو تو 

رکشے والے کی بیٹی نے بورڈ میں ٹاپ کیا 😟😏😏😕

(2)

*ضروری نہیں آپ ہمیں react ہی* *بھیجیں۔۔۔*

*آپ ہمیں* *نمکو ،،پاپڑ ،،بوتل،،اور بریانی بھی بھیج سکتے ہیں*🤭🫣😅😅

*اب بھوکے react بھی نہی دینگے* 🥺😁

(3)

باباجی کہتے ہیں کہ اگر لڑکی سے کوئی غلطی ہو جائے تو قصور غلطی کا ہوتا ہے 😂😂😂🥴🤪🤪😅

(4)

لڑکیاں بیچاری شیشہ دیکھنے کے بعد

چلو کوئی نہیں ارینج میرج تو ہو ہی جائے گی 😁🤣🤣

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(5)

ہیڈ ماسٹر کو پنجابی میں درخواست 🙈😄😆

                اوئے ماسٹرا😳

     

ماما گزارش اے وے کہ میرا ہن سکول آن نو دل نئ کردا😇

                    تسی کڑیاں وی الگ کر دتیاں نے 😲

 

 تے ساڈی کلاس اچ اک وی کڑی ہنڑ نی رہ گئی 😔😯

تے میڈم وی چوول جئ کوئی خاص پٹاخہ نئ 😜🤫🤓

ماما انج تے نئ کری دا معصوم منڈیاں(boys) نال 🫢🤓😳

 ساڈے نال کڑیاں رکھو نی تے فیساں واپس کرو 😜🙈🙃

     جے اسطرح وی نی ہوسگدا تے🤔

کم والیاں ماسیاں ہی سوہنیاں رکھ لو 🥲🥰🙈

               وڈی مہربانی 😁

   تواڈا شاگرد 😉🙃🙂

    

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